Damnit, I haven’t even found the Apple Cider jam yet! I’ve had other apple cider donuts, they were damned good, so if TJ’s is doing it, I expect superior. Thanks for the head’s up.

Yvette Nicole Brown is an absolute delight.

They cancelled The Joel McHale Show with Joel McHale, those goddamn bastards. The show probably didn’t even cost much money, but they still cancelled it.

Ansel Elgort sounds like the kid the other Amish boys make fun of. ‘Ansel’s mother is so impious, when she sits AROUND the house, she disgraces herself in the community of the righteous with her sloth!’

Meanwhile Mr. Wormwood is hanging out with trashy people under bridges up in Philadelphia.

Mara Wilson’s Vanity Fair article is worth checking out as well.

I don’t know why, but the random insertion of Jeff Probst in to the mess as witnessed by Alyson Hannigan just elevates this whole mess to another glorious level.

Which popular Modern Family characters have died in the past year?

Party on, Girth!

If you’re ever in the LA area, you NEED to take a trip to Porto’s Bakery. There are about 5 of them scattered around LA county. They will be PACKED, but the staff are so efficient that you won’t spend more than 10 minutes in line, and around 15 waiting for your food. I would strongly recommend the horchata smoothie.

Hope Goop doesn’t have to scramble to make these payments

They Might be Giants lyric for me actually. Nerdy 90's kid.

Bears, beets, and Bunk Moreland.

I’ll honestly never get over Hartman’s death. He’s one of the most talented comedians who ever lived and whenever I think of all the great laughs he wasn’t able to give us over the past 20 years, it’s saddening.

What a day!

You’d better watch out for that Ben Folds fellow.  He’s gonna say “Fuck!”

You shut your god damn mouth.

As I heard someone say this week: “The enemy of my enemy is Omarosa.”

Grace has received an “angry and aggressive” phone call from someone recently who called him a “gay slur”