Congratulations to Meghan Markle on this most blessed day of finally being able to get away from her garbage-ass family.

I’ll miss Jane the Virgin hugely when it’s gone, but it seems right that it will have one more season to end all the stories right and then be done. That final episode is almost certainly going to be a huge tearjerker.

One of the best scenes that I remember to this day was when Coach McGuirk complains of his insomnia and Melissa essentially asks him if he’s tried going to sleep. Coach McGuirk’s freakout (i.e., “Melissa, you’re some kind of genius! You’ve discovered the cure for insomnia: just go to sleep! That’s brilliant!) is…

Look at it, getting off on being withholding.

I’ve already seen this ‘instructional video’ right here on the AV Club last year. (I say right here but last year this was virtually a different site). And I recall there was a lengthy comment section about it back then, with a lot of back and forth. Then again, I guess most of those commenters aren’t here any more.

SVU has headed in a more liberal direction the longer it has gone on, but it’s still not liberal. It’s just now occasionally somebody feels bad about excessive force and Fin is cool with his gay son now.

Oh, Britta’s in this?

She’s getting ready for her MST3K audition.

In fairness, I think the gals know that Sebastian isn’t a real threat to win. They could be pissed about his decision-making but it’s not like he’s got some great resume to pull out at FTC.

Good lord, Dom’s wife was annoying. She looked like she came ready to do body shots on Jersey Shore, and then did nothing but caterwaul like a goddamn fishwife from beginning to end. Dom either gives really good dick, or she is the most co-dependent person I’ve ever seen. For chrissakes, you’re on television. Get it…

Chelsea actually spoke a few times this episode so I figured she was out.

Now, that’s how you Bear Down for a Medical Emergency.

We’ve already arrived at the jokey part of this administration. “Oh, that Donald, what a scamp, running around with porn ladies!”

The dickweeds who fought tooth-and-nail to keep me from being able to legally marry my partner are the same Bible-thumpers who are now excusing Trump’s NUMEROUS philanderings as, “It…

“I love lamp.” -Mitt Romney

At this point Ghost Island is the ghostliest thing on the show; didn’t even make an appearance tonight.

If this were just a “normal” season of Survivor, I don’t think I would mind this mini-tribe double vote thing. But not this season.

I used to make this quite regularly for parties and just for me. Then I realized I was just eating it all... so I don’t make it anymore.

I intend to make this very soon.

But he’s the President!