Oh hey look, GameStop still doesn’t give a fuck about their employees, never change.

How is this even a thing. I’ve lived near two training centres for guide dogs, I regularly see the semi-adult dogs out on training walks, and there’s no doubt that Hook is better behaved than at least 50% of the congregation…

Do people not teach their kids basic manners? You don’t fuck around with someone’s service dog. Churches have disturbances all the time (screaming. kids. everywhere.), just keep on going and talk to the person after it becomes an issue. A blind person knows how to deal with their service animal, and I am sure she…

Because he bought it from a charity that didn’t know what it had.

Christie has his FUPA on Bad Bitch Alert at all times.

You don’t actually vomit into your mouth and then swallow it?

As someone who put in many years of food service, these are the Rules of Ordering Special Items:

Looks more like they’re trying not to laugh, to me.

Is this considered against the rules, or just a shift in tactics?

Sad, right?

I can’t understand why Aunt Jemima even still exists- get your shit together, Quaker. Also, switch to real maple syrup, LW.

And my reaction to people acting like McCain is a hero is like

1. OF COURSE her name is Amber.

Huckabee isn’t known for his intelligence. GLad you recognize it.

That tweet was unbelievably innocuous and kinda warm. It sounds as divisive as “shoutout to mom’s cooking.”

I think I have a better alternative. If there’s going to be a crushing crowd, I don’t go. There is no event that would be enjoyable enough to me to put up with a huge crowd. The only exception I have to this is airports. I hate airports....

You are so, so wrong on this. Full stop.

You regularly slap children on the ass in your life?

Wow.