swordopolis
Swordopolis
swordopolis

If you think it’s overpriced, don’t fucking order it

Went a bit DIY on mine, bought a CoolerMaster 612 (supersized version of the much-beloved 212) and replaced the stock fan with one of the Noctua industrial ones

I love the smell of Poe’s Law in the morning

Penn Jillette can go fuck himself then

2 to 3 parts Heinz 57

Oh, well if he SAYS he’s got the money.... *eye roll*

Electric cars may not displace the ICE anytime soon, and it may not be Tesla leading the charge, but oil will phase out at some point; there’s a proverb about eggs and baskets....

Catch a Pittsburgh Riverhounds game at Highmark Stadium

Medium-well

I HAVE A GLANDULAR PROBLEM

I have a friend from college who is exactly like Trump, but I’m just some dude in his early 30s. He’s the first person to suggest going to strip clubs when “the boys are getting together.” He spends so much money on his truck yet he lives in the suburbs and has some corporate job. He complains about taxes and yet

dingdingdingdingding

$12.5K per day in costs to run that ship isn’t exorbitant.

He’s waiting for you to lay off the crazy pills

“don’t lock someone in a room and light it on fire.”

1) You only get one shot at this, best make sure your shit is ironclad before you make your move

A couple years ago, my bank sent me a letter letting me know that their basic savings accounts (including mine) must carry a $500 minimum balance at all times, starting on the first day of August (letter arrived in June), or something something something monthly fee

This is actually one of the few really nice things about my local McDonald’s, they very very rarely ever ask “the meal or just the sandwich”