Trump has ALWAYS been at war with Eastasia Michael Cohen

Del Taco doesn’t exist anymore near me

Why in the blue fuck does a gazillion dollar corporation need to fund their newest snackable on IndieFuckingGogo

Sour cream is a crime against food, keep that shit off my glorious nachos

Florida should have been quarantined from the rest of the country years ago

It’s cheaper to buy shady shell corporations in bulk

They have pills for that now

This was literally the only play left once it became clear that he was so very screwed by the investigation

In the thumbnail, I’d have sworn that was Tarantino on the left

“He just tells it like it is”

He has zero flow, and always seems to be announcing on a two-second tape delay

Or never having any in the first place

Womp Womp

This will never have enough stars

Go there in the morning to grab a bag full of bagels and cream cheese for everyone at work, and it’s amazing stuff

1. Red

That was amazing

I will never not star this video