I bought a metal straw about a year ago for use at home

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Paul Bearer after a good month of dieting

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Draining the Swamp

There will never be enough stars for this one

Plus, each bar lasts at least twice as long as a bottle of body wash. With the bottle, you squeeze out as much as you want each time (which is often too much).

Here’s a name that would shake up the New York AG race: Donald Trump

“Who would have guessed that the entire thing would come crashing down from what started as hush money over an affair?”

The Kardashian-Jenner Industrial Complex has always been a waste of your time, stop giving it to them

why would you put him on your legal team?

+1 Scandinavian Flick

Buy it all out and go solo

it’s an electrosensitive’s nightmare

I’ve been saying “Pearl did it” for two years now

He’s not even the most likely Democratic candidate from his own STATE

The shitstorm lands about two seconds after Trump fires Mueller, who will then proceed to unload every last sordid detail into the public eye

DING DING DING