Hawley is taking down Greitens to beat McCaskill in November

Carrots

Sounds about right for ol’ Billy

$34K is chump change compared to the other numbers listed

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They may yet fire him if this gets big enough, but it won’t be because they didn’t know

Buy stock in push-pins and string

On what we know so far, absolutely there’s no way 2/3rds of Senators would

Coinstar takes 12% of your change as the fee, which is bullshit

WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL

If you can walk there, then walk there

2 to 3 parts Heinz 57 sauce, 1 part A1 sauce, mix well

Every amendment (proposed) since Prohibition has had the deadline attached.

A mix of A and C, plus E: trying to put as much distance between himself and the upcoming shitshow that he isn’t laughed right out of the room when he tries to run for President in 2020

If only someone....anyone....perhaps even EVERYONE had been hollering beforehand that this would happen.....

Hellman’s (“They make ketchup?!” was the most frequent comment)

Not our bad if you haven’t been following the news for the last 18 months