It’s almost like he’s a fucking moron or something....

For example, Domino’s just toppled longtime pizza leader Pizza Hut thanks to innovations like the pizza tracker app

Came here to post the Mustard video, pleasantly surprised to find it included in the article

Went to Camp Washington while passing through Cincy in 2017, it was good stuff

Was in Michigan last spring, drove all the way across the state for a thing in Detroit

When Mueller at last lays bare the tidal wave of Russian connections for all to see, Republicans who have thusfar whistled and looked idly at the floor with regards to the subject will 180 so fast with an outpour of GENUINE SHOCK AND DISMAY

Hope they enjoy getting primaried!

Removed, because I finally figured out the joke

He did once post an “article” which was like, two short paragraphs and then a boatload of pictures.

I am fully charged!

I’m in for $10

“Many of us came to work at the hotel precisely because of the Trump brand — it meant quality”

Paid

Sounds about right

This is a joke, right?

Nailed it

YOU HAVE THE MEATS!