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Because there’s nothing special about your generation...and you hate that everyone thinks that. Whereas previous ones didn’t give a fuck, we were too busy working to send your dumb asses to school and put a roof over your head...so you could then later blame us for “screwing you”.

Again with “folks”...NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK DUMBASS!!! You can flag away all day fuckboi, that’s what whiney Millenials do! Back to your Uber gig, hahaha!!!

Typical Millenial, “I don’t like how you speak to me, I’m telling my Mommy, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!”

Triggered about what?! You’re the little whiney bitch complaining to total fucking strangers about how hard life is, whaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Yeah, I’m the idiot yet you’re the one complaining about how hard you have it despite all of the data I presented which is FACT-BASED!! What next, the world wouldn’t exist without you? I have a GREAT JOB and a TON of equity in my home...that your gen had ZERO to do with!

Yup, “small slice”:

Who the fuck is gonna show you how to work, lazy fuck? I mean, we have all the jobs right? And the economy is doing great, right? So if you are “so out of work” then how is this happening?? Oh that’s right...because gens before you are doing the work.

Who’s “everyone”? There isn’t a fucking soul here agreeing with you dumbass. Recessions mean job losses dipshit, that means that generations OTHER than you would also be affected...which means they have FAR MORE TO LOSE! You coming out of college and making $8/hr. and ‘god forbid’ having to live at home a few years is

...and yet you do. And those “workplace improvements” only stay in place because the people above you are keeping the companies afloat, otherwise your work from home would simply be “sitting at home”. I mean, that’s what you’re whining about right, infant? I mean, you just pointed out that Bezos wasn’t one of you

That’s adorable, you picked out ONE company, despite the fact your original response to “those companies” were ALL created by Millenials! Then I show you a graph listing THE LARGEST AND MOST SUCCESSFUL FUCKING COMPANIES overwhelmingly employ YOUR gen and you handwave it off as irrelevant, HAHAHAHA!!! Yeah, “small

Oh look, a snowflake claiming they were the ONLY ones facing a recession, HAHAHAHA!!!

Riiiight, because it wasn’t Millenials that have been the driving force behind remote work, flex hours, no meetings and short stints at companies.

Hey dipshit, they were CREATED by Millenials, so what fucking “lack of opportunities” are you talking about??

They also spend MANY years in acting school and taking crappy jobs to get a big break, UNLIKE these shitheads.

I know, because: Facebook, Snapchat, Instagram, WhatsApp, etc. were all created thirty years ago.

Whatever keeps your numbers at 13% is all good, and we don’t even have to do a thing to help that!

“From cradle to Crips”

Of course he prefers white women: better educated, better family upbringing in most cases, lower rate of STDs, fewer children on average and far less drama. Not to mention more feminine looking.

Denzel is the greatest actor ever?