I don't get why a woman who thrives on the fact that she's a size 0 would envelop herself in yards and yards of black fabric. Because she...can?

I want everything in every color and I want it now. Won't ever happen, because I'm sure these prices will triple by the time I can afford any of it.

@Archetype: How tall is she?

And I can't afford any of it! Stop peddling wicked expensive shizz to me! Especially you, Lucky. All your stuff is either totally weird looking or incredibly, ridiculously pricey.

@recidivicious: Amen, sister.

frump frump frump.

well, maybe 35 lbs is a stretch. But still!

Granted, I have never been pregnant. But isn't it sort of dangerous for a very pregnant with twins mother to carry around a 35 pound child all the time?

You stay classy, Janice. You stay classy.

I love this little family.

Why is it that I have all the elements of her outfit (minus the shoe-eating jeans) and yet could never, ever make it look that good?

In the Vogue picture, it looks like they took the pic, cut her in half lengthwise and moved everything closer together. Her hips definitely are missing in that pic!

@cinemaddict:

Seriously, wtf?

Ok, i didn't believe about this "20 pound weight loss" until now—- diva looks good!

Bleck! He looks like he's been dead on a beach for a few weeks.

Oh, Right, she's really really rich.

How does she find such great jeans that hit her right at the perfect spot on her perfect ankles? jealous!

How DOES she always find shoes that match her clothes??? Nevermind SUEDE shoes, like these, that are the exact shade of electric blue like her dress! Posh never ceases to amaze.

@Eeva Penelope Arbuthnot-Ramsbottom: That's the same thing I thought! She stole Nicole Kidman's look!