So many spoilers floating around. I almost hope this is Ru having a laugh at us all like she did with pirated copies of her new CD.

Darienne would have to do Divine.

True, but guessing it was an ancient dildo was pretty funny.

I keep wanting to cut Adore some slack, but having just listened to the PCHH Oliver linked to, all I can say is "Bitch, you were on American Idol and got pretty far." How could Danny put so much effort into one show and yet Adore seems to be so unprepared for this one? Unless after AI she just rode that train for all…

Poor Adore. She really was a fish out of water in the acting challenge. I'm really surprised she didn't end up in the bottom two just because she was the team leader. And like Oliver said, how can you be pissed at Bianca for reading Adore when all that was spoken was the truth.

I breathed a huge sigh of relief after watching this episode. Mamma is back and in prime form. I've been thinking about this a lot this morning and think she got the mix right. If she had made part 2 into part 1 people would've been really let down by the second set of queens. Granted there was a danger of new viewers…

Alaska was such a joy last night. If RPDR values growth, then she's the only one who deserves the prize. Most of the others came in with a schtick and a chip (on their padded shoulders) and tried to ride it to victory. Alaska seems to actually be evolving. And based on my initial thoughts when she flounced in the door…

Except I really don't think the other queens are underestimating Jink. They know she's a threat. But she keeps pulling this whole "poor me, nobody gets me" martyr schtick that's starting to wear thin. If it wasn't for Michelle's seemingly personal vendetta against Jinx I think this would've been obvious sooner.

Even with the context it was still bizarre. After seeing their #DragBabies pictures Jinx unloaded a bunch of mother issues and how she feels that she abandoned her younger brother. I could see how this might trigger Roxxxy's story. And maybe it was just sloppy editing, but it sure seemed like Roxxxy just cut Jinx off…

Alaska and Jinx were both great, but based on the footage we were shown (the usual RPDR disclaimer) I have to hand it to Coco. She brought it. And I think the win was as much a reward for bouncing back from previous failures as it was for this performance. But where was this attitude before? Yes she was in character…

This is cruel and heartless, but I kinda wished Serena Cha-Cha got to hang around for a few more episodes just because it was so much fun watching her get trampled in the Interior Illusions Lounge (and let's face it, she would've never seen the Gold Room).

Which means Detox will be perfectly safe. G-damn crypto-editing.

If Lineysha was good for nothing else, I can't read that number without hearing "one hundred thousand of dollars" in my head.

But next week LaToya is a judge and allegedly LaToya is where Ru picked up the Iiiiiiiivy Winnnnters thing. That should be fun, especially as LaToya fell out of the same magic vagina as the person that makes Coco's career possible.

I'm a little surprised that Ru didn't at least tweak Alaska a bit for not portraying a real female (like he did jokingly with Sharon's Michelle Visage last year). Alaska's taken some risks (i.e. her boy drag) and I hope they don't bite her in the end.

That's the depressing part. This is season 5. They've done Snatch Game every year. There is no excuse not to have a character, a wardrobe, a look, and pages of character-related quips and shade ready to go. Even if celebrity impersonation isn't your thing - do it! These queens all seem to have a giant blind spot when…

My cynical take on that was that maybe they did us a favor. Travis was pretty to look at but seemed to have a hard time letting the choreographer side of him go and just groove to the bitchfest. And Chaz just seemed lost, like he was trying so hard to be "just a guy" (who nevertheless took Cher's vaginal plume ride)…

This wasn't the best episode but it wasn't the worst either. RPDR is at its best when you get self-awareness and bitchiness on the surface with surprising sweetness and tenderness down below. As fishy and comical as No RuPaulogies was, the story of Ru had me smiling.

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Just pledged. This is exactly the type of Kickstarter project I love.