Maybe it has a Pseu-Pseudomonas infection...

In the same vein.

It’s just another doe for you and me in paradise.

Based off all of the undercarriages I've eaten off of, I concur. 

We all know somewhere there’s gonna be that one weirdo!!

“Now I just wish I could shake the feeling that somewhere out there, someone might be getting off to these.”

Your feet as the crumple zones are the LEAST of your worries driving this thing. Other safety concerns that one should consider before driving a 917:

He will proudly tell you that he’s unmedicated for bipolar disorder, and it’s his “superpower.” Try to contain your genuine shock and surprise.

Agreed. It was an Arena Red Turbo 993 (probably that very car as I think it was one of the press cars) that got me into Porsches! Lapis Blue is a close second for me.

Hot damn, a 993 in Arena Red is fudging iconic. Some genius at Porsche had the wherewithal to make some of the press 993 Turbo press cars in Arena Red and I swear I wore the pages out of those magazines. If I ever have the money, this car in this color has to be in the garage 

10/10 would buy your cookbook

tattie in the popty-ping

Same dynamic as V8 supercars. It’s awesome.

I’d love nothing more than for Porsche to go to every track in the world and claim the record in that car.  Every single road course from Le Mans to Hallett to No Problem Raceway.  Own all the records.  

The video uploader, 19bozzy92 is known for the audio in his recordings — seriously, check out his channel for some acoustic heaven — so I’d venture this is pretty close to the real thing.

But the Sarlaac would be basically unchanged -- a giant tentacled vagina-mouth thing is pretty Cronenbergian as is.

but...the orange looked good :(

Thanks so much for all the kind words Stef here’s a picture of the car as it sits now without the orange

we can dream