Just OWN IT, Susie. To err is human.

I’ll bet half the drivers on my regular commute never hear that sound...

The best sar-gasm I’ve had all week. Thank you.

Peel P50.

In high school I knew a guy with a Camaro Berlinetta who would do the same thing and tell his passengers, “Look how fast we’re going into this turn...”

Should have captioned...

In the case of that 288 GTO I could probably make an exception, lol.

Boo!

Yes, have some.

Honestly, from the top image I was half expecting...

That’s why early on in life I realized that I should not have a career in law enforcement. If I was having a bad day, everyone was going to have a bad day.

Then tell us why you are actually working for Jalopnik...

“...and let it be independently verified by someone not tied to any of the #brands.”

My adult self agrees.

I know several Marines who are gonna want blood from these assholes, including a cousin who just made Master Sergeant.

Gossage is a dick.

I absolutely love new technology but seriously, anyone who thinks they can buy a specific car to avoid driving just needs to take the bus, a taxi, or get a chauffeur.

I actually saw a Maserati Levante on the street last week.

Someone needs to ‘creatively subtitle’ that phone interview audio...