I live in Central Texas so... Yes / Yes / Yes

Indeed.

Amazing how every grass-covered surface suddenly feels like a downhill run.

...sloths?

I’m probably gonna commit kotaku-kiri by doing so but I just gotta say

I will be truly shocked if the next Bronco has more in common with a Jeep Wrangler than a Toyota 4Runner.

Since we’re going to pick through the minutiae...

Plus bonus wet Kristen Bell?..

I think you’re forgetting they rolled it down the giant sand dune right before they shot this with the other two trucks...

This is what the economics dictate, period.

Chocolate palate cleansing is the best palate cleansing.

Absolutely.

“The six grand you save over the 1200 S could buy...”

Came here for some MID4 love... Was not disappointed.

Hipsters can be hotrodders, too.

Hells yes.

Good call. I woulda guessed some kind of Spyker hybridization.

At :50sec... Be still, my turbo-chattering heart.

Not if waking up means driving to Fort Stockton...

Oh brother, that’s gonna be a long list.