And Peter Thiel was wondering how he could ever rope Jalopnik into his circus...

First World aesthetics issues, lol.

x2.

x2.

I am still rocking a pair of Klipsch KSF 10.5s (circa 1997) with dual 8-inch woofers just like the bigger sibling to these, the R-28F.

I am still rocking a pair of Klipsch KSF 10.5s (circa 1997) with dual 8-inch woofers just like the bigger sibling to…

Really?

As a former CCTV installer I can honestly tell you that it doesn’t take long for people to start acting the same way they acted (before) AFTER cameras are introduced to an area.

But it never went that wrong in Gran Turismo...

Ryan Tuerck.

The Focus RS should have come with a button for GT 86 mode instead.

In 2072 when 348 values are at their peak these guys are wish they hadn’t done that...

Screw team orders. Time to institute team floggings.

Hm, that’s an interesting thought. But I don’t really see that Buell-ishness after seeing the Beemer in person.

...Preferably a 2012 Griso 8V SE. Get the better, later motor but with the Tenni Green color and brown saddle.

Hell, the standard R nineT already looks better in person than the press pictures. Can’t to lay eyes on a Scrambler. Here’s some inadequate photographic evidence...

Hells yeah.

Man, if you swapped the color placement and had a white sorta stripe on red that would be sorta Smartksy & Hutch.

Don’t you ever go changing...

Not gonna lie, came here for gratuitous Jessica Biel gif.

First thought... It must suck to live that far from the store.

Yes, I always wished they hadn’t aped the 911's rear so very much.