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This is a brilliant idea! Needs a catchy name, how about Rearward Vision Reflectors? Just think of all the uses! I could see them installed on every car on the road.

Someone should invent reflective surfaces mounted on the sides of cars that allow drivers to check for bicycles or other cars.

Burger King: Whoa, we’re looking into this.

Every once in a while I see something like this and think “OH, that’s why most of the world hates us. Right”

The Photoshop job on that woman’s hips will soon enter the Hall of Bad Photoshop Fame.

The Photoshop job on that woman’s hips will soon enter the Hall of Bad Photoshop Fame.

whoever did the airbrushing in the female model need to look at what living women look like before he’s allowed near photoshop again

whoever did the airbrushing in the female model need to look at what living women look like before he’s allowed near

Trauma nurse here. Allow me to begin, and tell you why everything you just stated is so monumentally wrong, and it flies in the face of actual reason and reality.

Preservation of life and limb shall always be prioritized over modesty. When I’m performing chest compressions, I do not think, “Wait, I can see their

Yup, that’s just you. Good thing you aren’t in any emergency personal services. Seconds matter. Me taking a few seconds to order everybody out the lobby so her dignity would be intact could have literally killed her. Most likely the reason the lady in the article is dead is because they didn’t get to her sooner. We go

True story time. I was a armed security officer who was licensed in life saving techniques at one point in my life. One day, a elderly lady went into cardiac arrest right in the middle of my lobby. We kept scissors with our AEDs because of bras. Our training required us to cut the bra off due to them getting in the

Sorry no, if you are having a heart attack (relevant example) and your EMT is giving a SHIT about covering up your breasts before applying the defib’s your EMT is a fuck-up. Luckily we have good samaritan laws to clear this up. If the person is trained and acting in good faith, then fuck your sense of decency.

Kristen: As an avid biker, I’m begging you. Please don’t buy a kickstand...your friends will abandon you, your family will disown you, your pets will run away, and all your houseplants will die.

Thank you for confirming that bit about not eating erasers.

Double down. That way everyone knows that you aren’t smile to their faces and then mocking them behind their backs and that you have finite patience.

I sold and repaired watches for about 3 years and no, Invicta watches are not a great value. They’re crap quality and made to imitate higher dollar brands. If you’re the sort of person that will buy a fake designer bag because all you want is the flash and you don’t care about quality, Invicta is your brand. If

I sold and repaired watches for about 3 years and no, Invicta watches are not a great value. They’re crap quality

You make a very good point. If Dad wants a watch, Dad has a watch.

You make a very good point. If Dad wants a watch, Dad has a watch.

Also, nobody’s dad wants a wristwatch. If they’re the type to wear a watch, they are already set for watches. And if they’re not, well, there ya go.

Also, nobody’s dad wants a wristwatch. If they’re the type to wear a watch, they are already set for watches. And

Clickbait Headline: “The Sunscreen Ratings That Scare People Every Year Are Bullshit

I guess I’ll be the guy to say, “Alcoholics Anonymous.”

I’m a dedicated FLAC user. It’s my archival format of choice.

Then it shouldn’t show up in the LifeHacker RSS feed; simple as that.