Volvo V70R seems like it’s gotta be on this list, especially if it’s first-generation (could also expand this entry to include the pre-1997 850 T-5R’s). Holds that old boxy Swedish look (plus, Jalop sensibilities notwithstanding, it’s a friggin’ wagon), with a 0-60 time under 7 seconds even in the late ‘90s.
A ~250hp…

Dat mini-drift doe. Perhaps it saw the bystanders to the left and felt that was the appropriate course of action.

This EV won’t work for me because the commute to my job is 20 miles each way and once I get there they don’t give me enough money to buy this car.

the win here is going to be electric boats with battery packs that can push power through the trailer hitch to the truck (shit, I should patent that idea)

when you hit a rest stop, pull up to 2 chargers and charge both in parallel, then when you get to the lake house, plug the boat into shore power.

“Tribute”

One off? Impossible to actually produce?

It’s not even that. It’s that they blame Democrats for Republican decisions.

So it’s doubly worse. 

The main issue here isn’t that Republicans constantly rewrite history, it’s that the media always fails to hold them to account. 

What? You don’t have that in your car?

Now this is a story all about how

What to do with it? Three simple words: Futurama Garbage Ball.

Well if I told you, it wouldn’t be a secret anymore, now would it?

This is the time of year I own rear-wheel-drive cars for. I spend most of my nights sideways in the cold white darkness, opposite lock until I’m grazing the trees, steering with the accelerator. Oversteer justifies winter.

I drove my friends BMW and used the turn signals.

I want to buy one of these, and then drive it into a ditch so fast it ends up on its roof.

A warrior’s death. These cars served their owners and died with honor.

I value my time a lot more than I did in high school. In high school, money was always very tight but time was plentiful. So it didn’t matter that it was $200 to untangle the broken serpentine belt, replace the broken pulley, and put it all back together. I’d spend the $50 in parts and fix it myself. Now, time is…

The driver in the car..... “WHAT THE FUCK YOU FILMING IN PORTRAIT FOR”

I’m just gonna say... that Beetle on steelies and fat snow tires looks kinda badass.