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It’s a first gen Highlander.

BUT NOT TODAY

It’s Tuesday, and that means another edition of Resignation Letters to Patrick. Today’s letter comes from Doug DeMuro, Jalopnik’s resident humorist, part-time Ferrari owner, and specialist in the Rule of Three. Doug writes:

Hey that’s me! To answer pressing questions its a 2500HD. It all tows just fine. I took it to the scales when I had 3 Sammie’s last year, it all checks out. According to the glove box sticker the maximum weight on an in bed camper is 3196lbs. I highly recommend the Sammie lifestyle, you guys should try it.

You win todays internet.

Stay away! The weather is horrible in Colorado! It snows almost every day and is cloudy all of the time. Nothing to do here!

Though as a Scout owner (past tense?) you could be an exception.

AND MY AXE

For good measure I read this article while only using the edge of my seat.

It is not shocking to see this type of business practice. It seems to spring up from time to time, then prices rebound back to even keel. These companies seem to strut around, thinking they are above the law until they get jounced back to reality. The fine seems pretty stiff but you know what they say, those are the…

I have a 5 year old son who absolutely loves cars, and have been trying to get him to start watching a few races with Daddy this summer. He loves Ferraris and the color red, so naturally, he picks out Vettel’s car in every F1 race we watch. He was so excited after this morning’s win he ran outside and did laps around…

What I ride: 1982 Kawasaki KZ750

Great summary of the R32olf Patrick! The big thing to note on the first gen R32 is the resale value on these things is insane. They only dipped below $20k a few years ago and still command mid teens (that is a 10 year old car man!) - in stark contrast to any FWD golf that descends in value like a Slazenger 7 on the…

MK4 all the way. The best looking. Amazing seats, amazing steering wheel. Light, powerful, and the best sounding engine in any car south of 100k