Are you on drugs?

No Man’s Sky just came out and is having a pretty massive controversy. That’s the only reason they can fit it in between the Overwatch coverage (the Destiny coverage will hit a fever pitch in about 2 weeks and never let up). From their article about the NMS controversy and the reddit post cataloguing it:

is Bastion the Overwatch???Please post more Overwatch so I uncover mystery???

But the constant articles about No Man’s Sky are? K,

The tag line for this site is “The Gamer’s Guide” yet as Gamescom is going on the only thing this site has covered, a term used loosely for what the article was actually about, from it is Metal Gear: Survive. Pretty sad.

The only thing more hilarious than this ridiculous article is the amount of mentally ill circus freaks trying to defend it :3

I do yes.

colloquialism

Because it plays on a colloquialism?

But what is Overwatch? You’ve never posted about it before. I mean, I’d be in the loop if you were writing about it daily for the past 3 months.

*Complains about another Overwatch post.*

To be fair, Battleborn hasn’t done anything lately that might look like something Overwatch would do/is doing, so they can’t really report on that.

Sooooo no more “rubbin’ is racin’”?

~psst~ iRacing’s been doing literally this exact same thing, word-for-word, since 2008...

Then you haven’t been paying attention. Their satire has only gotten more on point. If anything, the early seasons were more interested in offending for the sake of offending. The latest episodes are always topical and always have a point.

This is about as helpful when From said, “poise is working as intended.”


Still trying to figure out what they intended.

I feel like a lot of commentators here are missing the indicators of why this joke was aimed entirely at making fun of himself.

Look at what the wife actually says, guys. She’s worried about his safety, she has a headache, she brings up reasonable refutations of his points, she gently tells him that they just can’t…

I wonder how long it will take for someone to be murdered on it.

You must have a pretty goddamn amazing life if Bioshock Infinite is the worst purchase you’ve ever made.

Oddly, your comment makes me want to finally go give Watch Dogs a try since I really liked Bioshock Infinite.