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Swimmy-no-bones
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You want a fluff piece?

This is easy to explain.

Sonic fans have battered child syndrome.

Yeah, how dare Dunkey have a sense of humor? Who does he think he is?

What a depressing planet.

The Root is kind of weird for a Kinja site because the trans-hating bigots are all un-greyed and you have to go to the greys to find anyone saying “Trans people actually DO deserve to live.”

The only thing less funny than current SNL is current Dave Chappelle. Truly uninspired on every level. But if that’s your thing, I guess have fun mocking marginalized communities?

correct which is why I asked for clarification if these expired or not considering they are changing up the pass in a fairly fundamental way. I personally refuse to buy battle passes unless they don’t expire as I absolutely hate the logical leaps required for me to lose out on something I paid for due to an imaginary

Yeah, and I go back and play them often too. Was just trying to represent the spectrum of offerings there used to be, compared to now.

It wasn’t perfect, but it was mostly panned because it was marketed like a sim, when it was really more like Driveclub mixed with Forza Motorsport or Gran Turismo. If you enjoy those dreaded “simcades,” it was actually solid.

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Absolutely not. Dark Souls, especially DS3, is very much predicated upon being very fair. Their legendary difficulty I think has more to do with being a new idea at the time where you weren’t meant to simply spam attack combos like God of War and Devil May Cry, but to methodically strike and avoid attacks.

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Even a site like Kotaku is beholden to writing articles that are guaranteed to bring in traffic and clicks, and right now, whether we like it or not, Modern Warfare II is a pretty hot topic that people are actively searching for. It sucks, but that’s the way it is.

We should improve society somewhat...

somebody’s gotta keep stanfeller in quality fertilizer somehow.

There was SBMM in the past, it was just tuned better so people didn’t notice it as much. That and back when lobbys didn’t auto disband, once you found a lobby that your skill level fit into, you could just stay there so you could kind of “dodge” matchmaking by staying in the same lobby.

That’s what steampunk is, though. It’s fantasy steampunk, but taking the Victorian/Edwardian/Industrial revolution era and putting in new technology is the heart of the subgenre. They used whale oil as the basis for their technology, but it’s not like every piece of anachronistic tech in more traditional steampunk is

Yet another Bigot-Chicken puff piece from The Takeout (c’mon, tell us how you really feel guys). Too bad they’re too busy coming up with the very “christian” idea of making at/near minimum wage workers work 14 hour shifts on their feet that they can’t formulate a company wide non-discrimination policy that covers

Can and should are different things. I don’t know any nurse that’s happy they are overworked and underpaid. 

It's worth remembering that one could earn loot boxes for free and it was pretty common to get all the event items without spending a dime in OW1. 

“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grammes a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be REDUCED to twenty grammes a week.”

Screw Chick-fil-A, I want to work for this mythical company: