So...she's perfect. I will not watch the documentary, as her music makes my ears bleed and I have a policy of no voluntary ear bleeding. I guess I could watch it on mute with subs on, but then my wife would probably ask me why I'm hogging the big screen and not simply reading hustler.

Um...Katy Perry's all real. Except her personality. And both make terrible music.

not quite lol material when her 4 year old daughter is in her care and she is rendered incapacitated by a gif.

It now looks like he's rocking a super-deep V-Neck.

Wow, Luke, I usually like your posts...but this gif is horrible. Why did you post this? I turned my sister onto this site and she just sent me a text just a minute ago saying "some asshole's gif on the front page almost gave me an episode." She has a condition similar to what most people call epilepsy. So yeah. Could…

The dude isn't blocks.

Well, that was one long gif. The Mark Walberg reaction is still gold, and the kid at the end.

You have 1,001 lives in this game, and, from the looks of it, you'll need them. Slated for a spring release. This Wii U version has four-player local co-op and versus multiplayer.

And printing, the compass, alcohol production, noodles, the toothbrush, the helicopter rotor, tea, dominoes, etc... Think they just got tired of inventing everything hundreds of years before everyone else and decided it was easier to copy.

Yeah, my wife could almost sleep through a tornado, whereas I hear a mouse sneeze and am up and wide awake. But I don't know anyone who could sleep through two cranes, half a dozen guys stomping around in the room putting ties across them and setting up fireworks. Maybe there's an angle I don't know, like it was a…

Yeah, cranes aren't exactly quiet. This seems extremely fake. Funny, but fake.

Maybe a trick from the oldest profession?

The oldest trick?

MASS EFFECT | Cosplayer: Hannuki

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I'm so glad you asked. In no particular order:

They want multiple copies of Adam Sandler's 8th worst movie? I don't know why reporting news about a major gaming company on a site that is about games and it's culture would warrant collecting this movie in plurals...but sure...that makes sense.

Yeah, but that's in the territory of Transformers: Dark of the Moon. And if you thought that movie was good, then all is lost.