It’s also apparently almost 12 feet long but only weighs 86 lbs.

I’m glad chipzel headlines this article. Not only does it directly tie the shitshow to video games, but I love chipzel and her work.

The Ring: Terror’s Realm not being on here is a massive tragedy.

Was everyone else playing Cowabunga Collection or just me?

Wrong lever!

For some reason, I still think about those 8 minutes when showing the bottom of your shoe (or foot in some cases for like... the Ninja Turtles cosplayers and such) was a meme.

Who the fuck wants these grotesque monstrosities?

There was a time where you couldn’t even get past the front page of GB because there was an unskippable, page-sized ad of Jeffrey Tambor failing to eat an ice cream cone. They fixed/nixed it quickly, but holy shit it was unbearable.

Why does it matter what body part he’s into?

Man chess is going through it these last few days

If you’re going to write about a person, why would you wait until the second paragraph to even mention his name? Not the title, not the sub, not even the first paragraph uses what is actually the subject of your article.

It just feels disrespectful.

Reason #537,028 why nobody should be treating YouTube randos with privileges.

Netflix has actual damaging anti-science bullshit and they're worried about this?

Maybe YOU can walk into a store and grab one, but not everyone can still. I’ve never seen any of this generation yet, period, physically, and neither has anybody I know in real life 

Street Fighter 6 is skipping the bOne but will be on PS4 and XSeX. KoF 15 did that, too

Honestly I would have assumed the 1 + 2 pack would be prettied up and released on Switch at some point.

How long now have people been asking for an Assassin’s Creed to take place in Japan now?

Why did I have to wade through 5 paragraphs just to find out who TF Toby Fox was? Explaining the subjects of an article title should be 2nd paragraph maximum. 

Yeah I feel like putting things in exclusive editions is ridiculous, I’ve missed out on too many things (even just skins and shit) that I really wanted because I didn’t want to pre-order from a retailer I’ve had trouble with in the past, or because I didn’t want to spend $100 on a “digital deluxe edition”, or hell,…

I used to pre-order to get delivered to me on launch day without having to go out, and also I’d forget about some games so it’d be a neat little surprise that would go a long way to combat a terrible week.