I’ve tried to research this claim, which I hear constantly, and found no evidence that it’s true.

There is no doubt that a sizeable portion of Trump supporters are personality cultists who will have his back no matter what.

The hijabs cancel out. I learned that in my Muslim Math 101 class at Trump University.

Likely the local police won’t cooperate with the feds, as it stands, though there might be some economic penalties.

alexa is reading the articles and siri is posting my comments...its as close to group sex as i’m likely to get.

How about the ladies just stop fucking Republicans?

The conservative white guys in my neighborhood already patrol with guns in their cars and call blacks “thugs”.

“Why can’t we just use nukes?”

Well, in that case, get better at this, America. Jesus.

Bush showed some kind of respect for the institutions that the US is built on.

If you haven’t seen it, look up Van Jones’ remarks from tonight about how race factored into this election. He refers to it as a “whitelash”. It was as much about fighting back against a broken political system as it was the conservative white population fighting back against the great strides we’ve made around…

Now is a good time for us on the West Coast to secede. I think we’re done with all that “United States” bullshit. Because tonight absolutely proved it’s bullshit. Unequivocally.

I am part German, and for as long as I can remember, Americans have asked me how on earth Hitler could have been elected in such an advanced and wealthy nation. Perhaps they will no longer have to ask.

Or maybe just smoke your weed and chill the fuck out.