The only major complaint I have is Fl4k and his annoying pets that constantly get in the way and ruin everything. I had to change my main character because those damn pets annoyed me so much. Otherwise, aside from some minor but patchable frame-rate issues and one NPC I personally thought was kind of lame, I am having…

Well, yeah... he wanted out of Miami. Why would he give the Dolphins a reason to try and hold onto him?

...and the voices in your head are actually demons as well. Check your home for Jim Irsay immediately.

Glad I am not the only one who noticed this. Makes about as much sense as wiping before you poop.

I still remember getting absolutely roasted by some of my liberal friends last election cycle because I wrote Bernie’s name on my ballot and sent it in. To them, people like me were the reason that Donald Trump got elected. I remember feeling like that was a really unfair take but at the time I did not know how best…

This is really all that needs to be said.

“Mr. Gronkowski, I believe your statement has had the opposite effect...”

I recall a saying growing up: If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all. No one seems to adhere to this anymore because supposedly it is their right to say how they feel and “bah gawd yer not gonna infridge on mah rights!” I feel it is a generational thing, such that in the past 25 years or so,…

Exactly. That is why I said credit to them for punishing almost all of those errors. Norwich easily could have finished with four goals. Pep says he won’t buy another centre-half in January but I do not believe him. Laporte is fantastic but there needs to be someone else more defensively sound than Stones or Otamendi a…

City were their own worst enemy in this game. Every Norwich goal came via a mistake from one or more City players. Credit to them for punishing almost all of those mistakes. The departure of Kompany hurts, and the loss of Laporte makes it even worse. Stones and Otamendi are far too prone to mistakes at the back, along…

I was going to say, apart from the racism, a lot of what I read here is the same type of humor I see in Deadspin articles and comments.

Hasn’t Cam Newton always been like this, though? I know he has had some seasons that were definitely better than others, but I feel like he has always been a bit of an erratic thrower throughout his professional career.

After reading the atrocious grammar in that tweet, I can see why he chose radio for a career.

So many similarities between this and Blackburn Rovers circa 2010... and we all know what happened to that club: still trying to recover in the Championship after dropping to League One. If anything, this even more shocking considering that Valencia are in the Champions League and just beat Barcelona in the Copa del…

This needs to be the cover article on the Kotaku homepage... not Death Stranding.

These are Saints fans. You are giving them way too much credit in the cleverness department.

When reached for comment, Peterson noted that he never signed up for this type of switch.

Counterpoint: Lamar Jackson actually believes he can throw a football now and this overconfidence leads to a Ravens implosion over the course of the season.

How would the Seahawks even be able to afford him after all the money they gave Wilson?

Wow, Luis... lesson learned: never write a blog criticizing Roger Federer in any way. Thanks for taking one for the team in the interest of future journalistic endeavors.