Fuck Batman.

Just finished rewatching it and enjoyed it as much as I did in the theater. I can’t believe that I, a kid that bought the original Secret Wars off the rack at Shinders back when I was 11 or 12, would one day see all of my favorite heroes (ok, minus the FF and X-Men... for now) coming together in a blockbuster movie…

Disney probably just bought all of the world’s customs.

Well, yeah, when they fought it was exciting, but when they were introduced there was no tension. My attitude was a low key “Who are these guys? Should I be worried?” Instead of “OH SHIT THOSE GUYS SHOWED UP!!! IT’S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!!!” etc...

Kathleen Kennedy: Bob, I fear we may be losing some our Star Wars audience. These Solo numbers are not great.

I’v never been more interested in reading Braille.

Look @ his name!

Found the badass!

This means Disney will own the original Star Wars. Maybe we'll finally see Solo shoot Guido first again.

Are they going to have to reboot the X-Men franchise again?

I just want a scene of the Surfer watching over Earth, turning to look back at a distance point in the universe and saying “Your herald beckons you”

You learn more from failure then you do success. I think M. Night Shyamalan is a perfect example of that. Also unlike a lot of Hollywood types he has a humbleness about him I think that allowed him to learn from his failures. I hope Glass lives up to Unbreakable and Split even if those are tough acts to follow. 

Spider-Man has always been a menace!

So say we all.

Let me counter with: Baby Onslaught

I can’t wait for them to introduce a couple of Magneto’s kids, Maroon Witch and Quicksterling!

THIS NEWS PLEASES DOOM

Somewhere out there, Jennifer Lawrence is relieved not to have to play Mystique again.

Titans easily could have cast a white actress, spray painted her bright orange, given her a questionable shake-n-go wig and called it a day, but the show did something better.

Because all martial artists have to be Asian.