What? No Guardians? Where are the Guardians? I thought this was supposed to have—(“who the hell are you guys?”)—AHHHHH!

please be a secret door, please be a secret door... *yay*

I remember seeing her on Conan O’Brien and telling him, “You’re like a male version of me!”

For those wondering about scale, Karen is 5'11".

I’ll always remember him as Marshall’s lawyer friend Brad from How I Met Your Mother.

Hopper’s a bunny. HOPPER is a BUNNY!

It’s a schooner.

No, but I stared at the rocks long enough that I eventually saw a nice 3D sail boat.

The Leftovers is near perfect television.

The Leftovers was shit? Quite possibly one of the top 5 TV shows of all time. Wow, you take ignorance to another level.

Egyptians were only 2'6" in ancient times. They stuffed pharaohs like sausages to make their mummies bigger.

Let’s all keep an eye on Emily Bett Rickards just in case.

Again, it’s good to see that apparently we’ve had enough and decided to punish all the creeps everywhere at once in a huge mass catharsis. But while this is all happening the pussy-grabber in chief runs loose across the world.

I have such mixed feelings about the climate we are in now.

“My feet are soaked, but my cuffs are bone dry!” - She is prepared.

At least the Brendan Fraser’s version never attempted to bescary. It knew what it wanted to be - a pulp adventure - and commited to it 100%. This movie went for some action-horror hybrid but it was never able to sell it.

heh I am really hoping (based off recent decisions) Marvel is starting to kind of move away into a weirder and more complex direction.

I’m telling ya, Avengers 4 will be an alternate timeline/altered reality set after Thanos completes the Gauntlet in 3.
I’ve come to this conclusion after hours of vigorous testing in my basement lab with my cats.