Now THIS is podracing!! YIPPEEEEEEEEE!!

It Comes at Night 2: It Freaks at Night

If you get into Hollywood and don’t have a thick skin, the constant audition rejections, tabloid circus and image scrutiny will give you thick, calloused hide.

the biggest tragedy is Benicio Del Toro’s character. Hey, let’s make this deus ex machina scoundrel character seem all bad by taking Rose’s dead sister’s pendant thingy. What a low-life. Oh, he just needed it to circuit break a door. This guy ain’t so bad at all. Oh wait! he betrays them because he IS a bad low-life.…

just call the Avengers, Spidey.

Authorities are positive they will lure the rogue artist back with ACME bird seed

or, if you’re not into Game of Thrones, it’s a 1:2 scale Russell Crowe.

I understood that reference

Forget the Leader. Bring me Trevor Slattery’s Mandarin again!

Thanos VS all the giants!!

you pull the string on the back and it cheerfully exclaims

Should’ve just used archive footage and dubbed over with a satisfying “Happy birthday, boy or girl.”

#StarlordDidNothingWrong

Roll a 6 to be satisfied by your meal.

Chris Pratt was gonna be in it? I would have watched that.

or, God forbid, the Golden Globes.

But... but... Paul Walker deserved a Best Actor Oscar for his masterful performance in the culutrally-relevant Furious 7 because he died and those movies made lots at the box office.

the year will come when the Oscars are so unwatched that they will no longer be able to afford Jimmy Kimmel as host, and will opt for something like a more affordable Trevor Noah instead.

JENNIFER LAWRENCE DID NOT DESERVE THE OSCAR FOR BEST ACTRESS!

The Princess Bride is OVERRATED!