“Hey, guys, I’m down for some D&D”

Please clarify with your son. you don’t wanna come home on all Hallow’s Eve with a bright yellow shirt only to find that your son wanted to go as Nick Cage for Halloween.

Have you seen ‘Sinister?’

I’m prescribing ‘Sinister’. If boredom persists, call me in the morning.

I have the sudden urge to turn this into a theme park ride, but it’s probably really distasteful.

And what ghost chooses the suitably convenient video duration of 1 minute and 42 seconds to perform all their paranormal activity? Nothing floating? Just sudden movements a la the old fishing line on the furniture trick, 99!

I think the whole movie is on Youtube

anyone with the sweet green WILL be blamed:

But Hulk like *raging fire*, Thor like smoldering fire.

“How’d he die?”

Doesn’t matter. My money is on the Merman.

I must have this.

Do I scare away potential suitors if I have Thor’s hammer perched on my drawer?

I always order this tangy, red, tomatoey mustard for all my burgers, hot dogs and fries.

Are they really?

The Starks are clearly from Pennsylvania.

“IT’S METAPHORICAL!!!!” - Taserface

Or some choice back issues of Occult Fan.

:O You take that back!!!

Double hashtagging? That’s manly, brah!