Yeah, he’s really weird in interviews. Shame.... Jughead is the only compelling character in Riverdale.

We’re not fans of staring at a hairy surfboard with a poorly-sculpted meat-tap stickin out of it.

Arcraft Carrier to Rook 4. Check!

Scarlett Johansson-son = hot. She give premium performance: 100%!

WHO DOESN’T WATCH ANIME!?! I WANT DEMAND A LIST OF THEIR NAMES!! ALL 8 OF THEM!!

As a woman, I do not poop.

Daniel! You should reinvigorate your career doing comedy! ANybody see the Red Nose Day with Cathy Tate? You have impeccable comedic timing, Daniel, and it’s no secret you’re fed up with being called Bond all the time.

You think it’s all accidental? Let this shark incident be a lesson to all the douchey men out there who always seem to “bump into me!!”

This guy projects more than an overhead projector at a moderately funded middle school.

If she’s smart, she’ll start identifying as asian before she reaches 40!

Shhhhh! If she hears you mention playing cards she’ll change her name to Rachel Spades

Tell that to the blue-haired girl that tells me my matcha tea isn’t “worth it.”

Was ‘I Am A Complete BLACKa**’ taken because I get the feeling she would’ve jumped at it!

all white friends? What!? SHE’S WHITE!

Ah good ol Facebook

With eyes like those? She’s clearly stoned.

I wanna be ANCIENT EGYPTIAN today!!

this sounds like the prequel to the war of the ring, but after the war of the ring. I am confused.

you’re right. You can’t forge a ring like that...

Shadow of Hodor?