The six closest people in line to inheritng the throne must get permission from the Queen before marrying by law.

Dammit. I thought I was over getting teary eyed over Carrie’s death.

I would bail on brunch to help the Obamas for something as trifling as a phone ID, too. Malia is a national treasure!

“Look at FLOTUS for instance!”

I was about to be like, “How dare you talk about Michelle & Barack that way?!?!?!” and then I realized you meant....Melania. #MichelleisFLOTUSofmyheart4eva

Yep. Jaime was looking at the last bit of wheat in Westeros, Tyrion too. I don’t why Daenerys didn’t just order her dragon a few feet left where the Lannister line was, they’re going to miss that food...

the Iron Bank guy would not commit their support of Cersei’s war until their repayment made it to the Iron Bank, which as we know from the epic end scene, it did NOT.

But if they all have Russian accents, how will we tell the good guys from the bad guys?

Luke Perry? Linda Perry? Perry Farrell? Perry Como? There are many more qualified Perrys in the world. And not all of them are even alive.

Gaylord Perry, and he even knows a little something about grease.

I’d rather have Katy Perry as head of energy department. Or Steve Perry. Or Richard the refrigerator Perry or even Fred Perry and I think he’s dead. Dig him up.

So we all are in agreement? Revenge porn is a shitty, illegal, violating thing to do. Abusers should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Anyone who toys with someone’s emotions for fun and profit is a horrible person. My takeaway: I wouldn’t want to know any of these people; they are all gross and…

The problem is that it’s a 10% chance of “improvement” but the kid is basically a husk now to put it bluntly. According to GOSH , who have no reason to lie despite his mother’s screaming of it in the courts, his brain is severely damaged, he’s in constant pain, he can’t perform basic functions such as taking in fluids…

I just don’t understand why scientists try to continue to interfere with God’s plan for Charlie.

So they are letting a white British family with £1.3 million to spend on healthcare jump the immigration line to gain permanent residency in the US in the same bill that makes immigration more difficult immigration for everyone else, but especially targets brown folks from Mexico, Central and South America.

While millions of refugee children/children of immigrants/etc. get ripped away from their parents and/or denied access to a country and healthcare that could *actually* help them. Fuck everything.

Hell he thinks the fortune in cookies are legislation.

If somehow all the children of the Republican members in congress were killed in a mass shooting, then there’s a slight chance they might consider passing some extremely lightweight gun safety laws.

If they’re trying to convince me that he doesn’t have Alzheimer’s and the only person who can manage him is his daughter, they’re failing. Miserably.

Female afghans who know technological doohickies. Their robot would obviously kill us all! (We should be so lucky.)