They were being kind because you had just performed a wedding. You looked like an idiot.

The blue necklace looking thing is LG earbuds.

Yeah, the wipes are as bad as everyone else's wipes. But the old school cold cream and tissues are gentle and throughly clean your skin.

Yeah, the wipes are as bad as everyone else's wipes. But the old school cold cream and tissues are gentle and…

I use a little on a tissue to wipe my eyes. Works well and very gentle.

I use a little on a tissue to wipe my eyes. Works well and very gentle.

I came on here to say exactly this. After years of trying different strategies I went back to Ponds (I used to do theatre. And we used Abeline to get that mess off). My skin immediately felt fresher and cleaner. Love the stuff.

I came on here to say exactly this. After years of trying different strategies I went back to Ponds (I used to do…

To give credit where credit is due: Alice Roosevelt Longworth originated that sentiment. The best first daughter in US History.

If there is one phrase I would ban from discourse it is “politically correct.” I have never heard anyone use that expression who wasn’t excusing their offensiveness, racism, stupidity or just plain rudeness by saying that they were just not being “politically correct.”

It is Tobacco Road.

My elderly cat bonded with my first baby. She would wake me when he was due a feeding before he even started to cry and would follow me into his room and sit on my lap while I nursed him. She would always come to find me if she thought he needed anything.

Any chance you are dyslexic? I knew that I was dyslexic but I was an adult before I learned it’s common for people with dyslexia to have trouble learning to tie shoes.

I now have 2 heroines: Sarah Patel and Lyanna Mormont. These kick-ass little girls will give me hope for the future when I see polls showing support for Donald Trump growing.

The NYT obituaries are not written by family members and submitted to the local paper. The Times obituaries focus on the deaths of significant and accomplished people, most of them have been written for years and are kept on file to be slightly edited and published when the person dies. You do not warrant an obit in…

What will he do when there are no grocery stores? Just taco trucks on every corner?

I want the hat. Can I get the hat?

There is that. I had not thought of it. It applies to my childhood as well. I grew up in San Francisco before techno billionaires set about destroying everything quirky about the most distinctive city in America.

It was definitely a toilet back in the old days of panhandlers and peep shows. But like most everyone, I liked it so much better back then. Before the Disneyfication. There used to be a shop, Colony Music, that had the best selection of sheet music. I remember being in there once, just after seeing Bring in Da Noise…

Jill Biden? Is that you? I just wanted to let you know I think you are the greatest!

But I don't want to give up my cat!

Another example of how the Republican Party has disintegrated into a fever dream of angry white men. The thoughtful moderate and (yes! they once existed!) liberal Republicans have been thrown from the party by the rabid extreme that the party courted first with subtle dog whistles and then with carnival side show…

I’m ashamed to admit it, but I kinda adore him. He is normcore. If normcore were really a thing, and had charm.