Seriously? I don't know how much further I can go.

@suzanne77 is cuckoo chanel: I totally get it. Things need to change as bad as that dirty diaper!

@femme-bot: I think I know you! :) Kidding, but I imagine that is a similar sentiment my friend described below would have. Understood.

My best friend always knew she did not want kids. When I was pregnant she stated, well now she will have to and I exclaimed "why?" I know she is extremely happy with her decsion not to procreate, I only miss that she has distanced herself from me. Funny though, when she is with my kids, she seems to be having the…

@suzanne77 is cuckoo chanel: The better we as parents get along the better for our children obviously. Thank you for sharing. I must say I envy that you can stay at home. I work incredible hours but am fortunate at this point to be working from my house, so I can still volunteer when I can and stay in touch. That…

@Irin: Too bad! :)

Personally, I was horny as anything I've yet to experience before or after. Multiple orgasms were common and honestly, this and feeling the little kicks are the only thing I miss about the adventure.

@squeakel: Don't forget the shitting! Yep!

@marks-alot: Don't forget those lovely warm baking soda soaks when you get a little bit chafed down there! Oh, and the massages! My boys were spoiled.

@suzanne77 is cuckoo chanel: Seriously! My husband has worked 6 months in the last 2 years and who gets the credit? Sometimes I want to scream, but then, I try to look at the benefits for the boys and not get too jealous. Sucks.

@barb95: It would behoove me to read!

What a gift to the world! Every chorus teacher must envy his incredible effectiveness with these children, year after year. Their euphonious harmony leaves me in happy tears. Love!

@suzanne77 is cuckoo chanel: Oh, you are soooo right!

@Tippi Hedren: I would bet on it.

@marks-alot: My husband shared your same envy. He would ask how he could get a group of loving devoted women to wipe his ass and powder his balls. My response was not sweet.

What is she hiding in there?

Desperately trying to get those Marines up from Oceanside. I hear there are some fabulous sushi places down there.

Such an important mission and that she looks fabulous must help get some notice. Go Demi!

@viklane: What a cool idea! Big 'ol left turn of the dial please.

It is hard for me to except any statements from Hasselbeck as sincere. She continually gets herself into these corners and when the mirror of public scrutiny goes up, she weeps and recants. At minimum, perhaps she is teaching her daughter to be much more empathetic and honest.