@ArkansasFred: Are you sure, he? Something lady like about this barfer.

@UkraineNotWeak: The good old days?

And I complained about the dick talking gang bangers. I love LA.

@Ineedmorecowbell: That drives me insane! (no pun intended)

@littleshebear: Sorry, bad joke I guess. Just tired being the bread winner, working with the kids and homework, cooking the dinner, volunteering at their school, juggling clients and still, his name goes first on the tax return.

A very smart man.

Mr. Lipsyte,

Penis humor? Just saying penis is humorous enough for me, but I'm easy...

@HerbTarlek: I'd have you thrown out so fast, you wouldn't have time to pull up your pants.

@rhialitybites: Oh ya!

@Dodgergirl: See reply below. Meant to hit your arrow!

@sweetpiece of fluff: Eww! Some guy over at Deadspin was gross. Don't recommend it!

@Dodgergirl: I'm loving it. A happy Kemp is a good playing Kemp!

Go Dodgers!

I gave up my season tickets because you never knew what gang banger was going to sit behind you talking about how big his dick was!

Ya, I know this guy. He's good. Really good!

@bacon ninja!: Fellow Dodger fan! You are hearted.

So pretty!

Go Dodgers.

@andromache: They over did it. She just needed a little here and there, same as any of us would want to hide our imperfections. This company is always over done.