Cool story, hansel.

@Decad3nce: I get you. I have to say though I'm probably the kind of person that would do an unboxing video, I get so giddy when new tech is around.

@webdevmike: Thats a good way to think about it.

@Andy Mesa: I understand what you mean, and this could be my anti apple bias coming out, but I feel like apple is setting me up for next years "retina display" iPad.

@Mark 2000: I didn't see any penis, so no, i don't think this is chatroulette.

@clifwith1f: Its okay, they don't do your music justice anyways.

@Decad3nce: Unboxing videos are useful for people like me that feed off the latest and greatest tech news. Sure i could go to apple.com and read about it, but why when i can get a first hand look on what I will be seeing if i buy the same product.

@sweetelectro: P.s. I didn't mean to spam the comments, the iPhone 4 just has a beautiful screen

You know what kills me? The the iphone 4 has nearly the same resolution as my iPad. I've been so screwed by apple its not even funny.

@Nick: Althoughh apple "claims" that their display is a true retina display, there have be-

@RomanForest: did you just compare those 2 keyboards? I'd take the oled one in a heartbeat. The g15 is to gamey for me.

@Lord_Data: Where can i get a custom notebook like that, link?

Where is the article talking about him walking in space? Thats what I want to read.

<—- Needs moar iPad os's

@tyler.derden: Ive heard that it was the solder on the gpu that was resetting itself into place. I read a forum a while back where the guy re-balled his gpu or something like that and avoided more rrods.

@oholiab: Amd neo dual core on my hp dv2z....that bitch gets hot!

@token_liberal: Im going to wait for you to discover you've been trolled. ;)

@Celery: i like subtle lighting, not glaring blue LEDs like everyone seems to add to their projects.

@OddManOut: Oh man...I cried. Way too many memories of my dad being that same person, harsh about all rules until they are broken, then loving to help you put the pieces together.