I didn't think the whole 'war on Christmas' schtick was really a thing in the real world — Fox News, sure, but normal people?

I agree. As rage inducing as Bill O'Reilly and Sarah Palin can be, it's pretty much worth it to hear the batshit things they say and the hilarious takedown of their bullshit by Jon Stewart.

Honestly, I'm starting to think of Sarah Palin as a national treasure. She's just so entertaining! I kind of hope she runs for…

Driving to work this morning the morning radio show was talking about "Merry Christmas" versus "Happy Holidays." It seems the DJ has wished someone "Merry Christmas" and the person said, "Actually, I'm Jewish." NO ONE could understand why that person was so offended, why the person was "rude" in response to a wish for…

If we're going to parse the symbolism of the ad: Only a few things get smashed - most of the 'girlie' things are simply incorporated (along with lots of other objects) into the girls' Rube Goldberg machine. What gets symbolically smashed (or switched off) is the message that girls are ONLY interested/good at…

You can also vote for this ad to be played during the super bowl (it's one of 4 finalists): https://www.smallbusinessbiggame.com/

SO MANY FEELS. Christ, I love this city.

Williams is a wonderful fit for the show. She is everything Olivia Munn was supposed to be and wasn't, though I'm glad Munn has found an appropriate role on The Newsroom delivering dialogue as wooden as her acting.

I can go for "insanely smart and incredibly good-looking."

It's not the greatest sound quality at parts, but here are the rest of the comedy central promos:

Here's the New Jersey one:

My GOD, I love it.

You're all forgetting the best picture in the history of Tom Hiddleston pictures, especially when it comes to Thor or general nerd-dom:

Not that I agree with you, however, if I did that would require assuming that Marilyn Monroe committed suicide to be fact. Personally, I believe there was some shady shit going on there and am not convinced her death was suicide.

I love:

That poor little Vulcan child. So young and impressionable.

I liked the rolly kid's assessment of why all states should legalize gay marriage. What if you don't want to live in that state with tornadoes but you're a guy who wants to marry a guy?!

Did you watch the whole video and how they discussed it with the kids after showing them their videos. It's very heartwarming. And really, I think that kids would be going "gross" over a hetero couple kissing as well.

Your niece wins ALL OF THE INTERNETS.

Can we abolish the word 'princess' as a compliment to little girls, already? Holy shit.

Isn't that woman on something? Like, she pops some pills and opens her second bottle of Barefoot and then starts training the snake?! And records it??? Seriously fucked.