I never understand when people think they're cruel. I was leashed because I would hide or run away anytime my mom took me out in public.

I hope you are completely serious, because yes, those are great.

I need a gif of my husband telling our girls, "Do you realize you are still talking? Out loud? Where we all can hear you?"

I would like to submit this picture in to evidence that the Hannigan/Denishof family is indeed the most adorable in all the land.

I haven't read a lot of the recent Dresden Files, but I agree with the uncomfortable sexual stuff. I remember a bit (can't recall which book) where he gets the apprentice girl to strip naked and kneel down in front of him, then dumps cold water over her to 'teach her a lesson' about how he's definitely not going to…

Stardust. But *ducks rotten tomatoes* I am not really a fan of Neil Gaiman. See also: Coraline.

Awwww, really? I mean, I love the movie, but I really love the book. It's so funny. William Goldman wrote both the book and the screenplay for the movie.