She’s that friend we all have who can’t be single, ever, and feels like she has to marry or get engaged to every guy she fucks. Glad she’s at least more mature and responsible with her finances than she is with her romantic life.

Chiming in here as a medical professional who also runs a sex shop:

Finally, Ted Cruz will have realistic looking human skin to cover his scales and venom sacs! Election 2020, here we come!

Interesting. I hope this will be useful for burn patients.

She reminds me of someone I am close to, who is creative and talented, but has anxiety and depression issues, and anytime they let people down with inconsiderate behavior, it’s always the fault of extenuating circumstances, or couched in some new agey explanation of how they experience the world. Being special in your…

Ooooof, I mean, it sounds like she’s got some shit going on. It’s hard not to compare to other artists, since I love so many notoriously awful artists. I wish she would just cancel the shows if she is having a hard time getting on stage. Even Morrissey cancels before the shows, and he’s maybe THE WORST (ILU…

Girl, bologna. People who are chronically late are getting something out of it. You don’t do shit that everyone hates over and over for no reason; I think some people get off on others waiting for them. Ultimately, it’s controlling, passive-aggressive behavior.

This mock outrage is nothing new.

I can’t believe that we have invented YET another thing African Americans can’t do without being found threatening. Do not clench or raise your fist. That is proof of your partisan activity and you will be punished accordingly! What in the..??? Ironically, this is WHY we need SOCIAL activism like BLM, by the way BLM…

The fact that you’re a former soldier and don’t see the difference between this and someone giving a nazi salute frightens the hell out of me.

You equating BLM with Nazism says all there is to know about you.

Yes. Mainly because that’s completely and obviously different.

He looks like his name should be Chad. I'm just going to call him Chad. Fuck you, Chad.

He BOUGHT her.

And don’t forget the gold bikini photos, while pregnant, on the steps of the private plane. She is in no way more tasteful than her husband.

And why shouldn't we be talking about First Lady cred? Isn't she applying for the job? Or is it that her husband didn't consult her before he applied for the job and then dragged her along?

I’d like to contradict PhiBeta here, but if you go to Melania’s site, it’s not exactly teeming with philanthropic causes. It’s all about her beauty and jewelry collections. Which she likely wouldn’t have if she weren’t Donald Trump’s wife. Her First Lady creds don’t leap off the page.

Lol, right. Enjoy your feminism. Just remember that Melania will likely make a TERRIBLE First Lady, because she knew exactly what she wanted when Trump hit on her. If you think there isn’t a category of women out there who actively looks for rich guys to take care of them, I’m not sure what I can tell you to bring you…