Sounds like an interesting combo of psychic, bookie, and PR person.

Ugh his thirst for an oscar makes me despise him. OK be ambitious but this desperation for a statue is ridiculous considering what else is going on in his pathetic life: only dating young, pliable models and living a materialistic life. I think the real reason he blocked the release of Don’s plum is because he…

the whole Oscar campaigning stuff is completely bizarre, unwieldy, and disconnected from real accomplishment in the field of acting

They could have at least linked to Aislinn’s own statement about why she declined to attend. She’s a brilliant and strategic organizer who is too busy organizing with a movement that has changed the political landscape in Chicago to fly to DC to participate in a photo op with the president that was unlikely to have…

Because *nothing spells effective government*, than a bunch of billionaire apologists who spaz out together in a delusional fantasy about violently slaughtering a large portion of their own country’s population.

1000% College Bro. I bet Ryan keeps the channel on AMC waiting for Shawshank Redemption to come on.

That’s what I was thinking. “Uhhhh, Mr. Speaker, you spelled Klan wrong.”

NEVER FORGET!

Ryan is like Wallace in one important respect - ultimately gutless

♪When he thinks about it he’ll touch himself. oh oh oh♪

Oh yeah, I had a course in medieval UK history in college. Our professor hated that movie. But the whole whitewashing of slavery in The Patriot was just really egregious...

Wow, he's really going for the white supremacist vote with that line

The Moocher Militia in Oregon often quoted Braveheart. Must be some right-wing code for “Kill all the liberals”. I dunno.

So glad we have a bunch of teenagers in Congress - hey hey hey remember that time when the Terminator said “I’ll be back?” That was awesome!

So... Paul Ryan has definitely jerked off while watching Braveheart, correct?

He’s all about bro-ing.

Dear Speaker Ryan,

This bro is the broiest bro to have ever bro’ed.