...which is odd, since he’s on record saying that what his loins wrought was God’s own gift to the earth:

THIS IS THE BEST STORY EVER AND I WORK AT A RESTAURANT WITH A BEYONCE CHICKEN SO IT IS EXTRA SWEEEET

Yea, that’s what happens in a patriarchal ass backwards society.

Dippolita lives in a America though and this case was tried in Australia.

They already have and Emma Stone is first in line to play Rukundo. If she’s not available though, I think Rooney Mara is down.

I love that they even gave her the recording of him placing a hit on her.

It’s chilling when you think that but for a strange streak of chivalry...

This is the best ‘knock, knock motherfucker’ ever.

can you guys look into this matter of Rubio supposedly having a secret kid?

I keep hearing he's so great at debates and then I watch the debates and I don't get it.

That the ignoble cretin Ted Cruz has managed to slink his way up to this level of prominence in society is truly an indictment of society’s hierarchical system. That, and I really hate his odious demeanour. And face. His face is rather punchable.

I couldn’t believe that when I read that.

Hard for me to believe in his debating prowess when he goes to the ad hominem of “Your mom’s a whore.” I know it wasn’t an official debate, but a decent debater ought to have an argument about abortion without resorting to whore. Sure, many don’t. But, seriously, a decent debater should be able to.

I’m really standing by my human Gollum comment. I’ve never heard of a more unlikable man. That shouldn’t matter but it doesn’t sound like he’s even a nice guy. Calling a girl’s mother a whore and making her cry. My god.

He does have a shit-eating grin

Every single “nice” thing someone said about him, as quoted in this article, is pretty much textbook damning with faint praise. It’s pretty beautiful to witness.

Panton told Jezebel in an emailed statement. “Ted and I had many mutual friends who would usually stop by to watch movies, play video games, or even engage in long, fun discussions about politics, philosophy, and life.”

“As telegenic as an undertaker” is a phrase I never knew I needed in my life until now