One of my FWBs is obsessed with it and so I do it whenever I’m with him. I am able to get into it ONLY if I haven’t shit in the last couple of hours, otherwise all I can think is “CAN HE SMELL MY BUTTHOLE CAN HE SMELL MY BUTTHOLE MY BUTTHOLE IS RIGHT IN HIS FACE” and it’s incredibly distracting for me. So my answer…

You’re not alone. I’m pretty sure I haven’t done it in the past decade.

same.

Considering this is the same state that produced Kim Davis, they probably believe it would violate their rights if they were told to stop taking black lives.

This is incredibly heartbreaking. Her poor family having to deal with this. I hope they get answers.

That any kids are being kept overnight by the state, for reasons other than their own protection, is completely horrifying to me.

Your years are all so....recent. Mine was like 2002 or 2003...and I’m not that old. I didn’t realize that 69'ing was something that adults did.

This. Someone always craps out and just takes it and then the whole idea of “mutuality” is dead.

Yeah, the weight difference sucks. My guy is pretty close to my height, but I always worry that I’m going to crush him, so anything with me on top is automatically less fun

“too worried about pooping” is basically my life motto

I hate it. There seems to be soooo much more slobber involved than in regular oral and I’m too distracted by sucking cock to enjoy what the guy is doing. Also, asphyxiation by scrotum is not what I want my mother to read on my death certificate. Do not want.

Too much work that it really prevents me from getting into that nice headspace.

I’m a woman who’s really tall and I often date guys who are short, and I can promise you that that’s about 10x worse. “Too short to 69"-face is not something I want to see again, ever.

I can’t find the video, but this would be a great place to link that scene in The Americans where Paige walks in on her parents and is shocked to find them... not doing spy stuff, just 69ing each other.

I only do Extreme 69ing.

“too worried about pooping” random Jezzie staffer, know in my heart you are my favorite.

HATE. Couldn’t tell you the last time. I like to keep my nose on the “right” side of the equation because I’m a prude who is scared of buttholes.

how’d that turn out for you?

You are doing the lord's work. Articles like this are why I still come here.

It looks and sounds like it would be really smelly.