I would say that it is. I can’t speak towards mechanics but as far as my profession (I’m a software engineer/ computer scientist) a doctor requires more intelligence in comparison. I can sit and fiddle with code until it works but a doctor needs to understand how their procedure effects the patient and get it right in…

I can see Nicki in her dressing room in Angola muttering to herself:

It’s almost like our young musicians are not choosing to be less greedy than our government-approved financial institutions or defense industries.

This is an awesome article.

Right?! It’s like “That’s not how freedom of the press works, idiot.”

“But the thing is I would just drive around the cars and hit the bride and groom...”

The truth. You speak it.

It’s a match made in Douchetopia, orchestrated by Satan, with an audience of unwitting drivers whose lives came to a grinding halt after smashing into this wall of malignant narcissism.

Ha ha. that is the best. Newsflash, you can write about a divorce because that is on the public record. wow.

Fucking monster. Half of the time any woman in my family gets on the freeway she’s trying to plot for her fucking IBS AND I AM INCLUDED IN THIS “honey can we not make that last pit stop i’m feeling THE PAIN”

You have to be the type of person completely oblivious to how your actions affect others. Like people who stop in front of revolving doors or at the top of escalators.

brings its inherent awesome beauty to everything it touches.

It’s a little known mathematical fact but Anything + Maya = Awesome. You know how anything x 0 = 0? Same idea.

It makes perfect sense to any WoC (or if you’ve followed her career.)

I was just coming to say Serena+Maya=Awesome. Lindsay+Maya≠Awesome.

So in the history of Women’s tennis is it Serena #1, Venus #2?

Serena does too if you try to lift her cell phone.

Sorry Lindsay Lohan, Serena wins this round of best quotation of Maya Angelou.