I always forget how adorbs Sunny and Bo are. [ded]

My cats for achieve peace in the house.

Or just being down with the idea of gambling my entire financial future on another person who could leave/die/get fired at any time and leave me with out of date skills and no references.

Republicans no longer run campaigns. They run PAC-funded book tours.

I’m thinking book deals, speaking fees, etc. He wants his name out there so he can milk money out of frightened old Catholics who’re scared of the new pope.

Not sure, but I think we know who the village idiot is.

OMG. Just...OMG.

I'd have to be forcibly removed after attempting to get the dog and Putin in matching sweaters.

We must introduce him to the CIA Acoustic Kitty.

Theres nothing in this world that can't be solved by more puppies.

How do you even give a speech when there is all that fluffy cuteness demanding to be swooped up and cuddled immediately? HOW?

Obviously KGB Sleeper agent. It’s always taking precious naps.

That puppy is gonna be a big boy, look at those paws. I just want to rub my face in that puppy’s belly and smell its puppy breath.

Even in Russia, adorable puppy is adorable!

The James Deen Dirty Martini to drink at Rape Apologist Bingo.

I just love how people who say shit like that act like just the simple act of being sensitive and respectful of other people is somehow a giant burden. Like giving your words a thought before you say them is somehow a way bigger problem than other people being hurt.

I would probably try to reach out to Stoya and be like “wtf? Do you actually believe/feel you were raped or are you going all Gone Girl on me?” Then I would say publicly “I know/don’t know about the incident Stoya is referring to. All I can say is that I wholeheartedly believed it was consensual for reasons xyz (not…

Guilty of being an asshole.

Industry people are speaking strongly against Farrah Abrams on Twitter for using this situation for notoriety, which if she’s doing wouldn’t surprise me in the least, and she’s disgusting as hell. One performer just reminded Farrah that she used the same director and producers she did for her porn movie, so she should…