McFadden isn’t a DB, he’s an RB.

No. I like Gawker. Anyway, it was nice knowing all of you!

Sorry Folks, Tub’s Taken

And to think, reporting on bathing with bears is how this whole mess started. Well played.

Do not Google “Bears in bathtubs” at work unless you work somewhere very progressive and/or somewhere in the midst of a bankruptcy.

They should just keep posting this over and over. The best tweet ever.

What if this was the last Deadspin article ever?

Oh god...these look like what people in 1994 thought kids in 2014 were going to be wearing

Air Seinfelds

The 9th Circuit is by far the most overturned Circuit in the Appeals system. I doubt this ruling stands.

Defenses still matter. Didn’t a defense just win the Broncos a Super Bowl? Peyton Manning was essentially a spectator this postseason.

I’m also British. Google Cambridge Uni and paedophilia. They are outliers, but they exist.

Not if paedophilia is normalised by then. Academics are pushing for it in England and others elsewhere too. It’s possible. And abhorrent.

Not if paedophilia is normalised by then. Academics are pushing for it in England and others elsewhere too. It's possible. And abhorrent.

You sound exactly like my sister her first Thanksgiving back from Berkeley. Sarah? If so, calll dad. He’s drinking again.

this is also mine. If they win that championship the team is still in Seattle and not BUTTFUCKING OKC

Besides the obvious as a Seattle native, I would give the sonics the ‘96 finals over the bulls. If this happens, there’s a very good chance that Howard Schultz never buys the team in 2001 and buttfucks the entire city of Seattle 5 years later. There would be no such thing as the Oklahoma City Thunder (who can go…

Easy. Sonics over bulls in 96 finals.