Which dad, tho ?

This is a visibly overweight woman holding up teeny tiny clothing to her body. It’s like a holding a chihuahua up to a great dane and being like “it looks small!!” This experiment may have been more meaningful had an average sized woman taken her place.

That’s nothing! These samples get passed around from photo shoot to photo shoot and by the end of the season (which is typically a good 5-6 months ahead of when the clothes actually hit the stores), the samples are freakin’ gross. As they are so intricately cut and bedazzled and beaded and have all manner or appliques…

Yes, I’m annoyed at that language. All women wear real-world sizes because we are all real women.

What is a “real-world size” tho

I can’t.

Never too early to bust this one out. Have a nice day, everybody.

Pastor Kioko added: “But we noticed the man was determined to leave. So it was agreed that they live in peace in their separate homes

I really blew an audition once when we were supposed to be doing funny improv’ed banter and I was asked what movies would be terrible musicals.

“Leave it to France to find a way to make a dumb sport dumber.” is my new favorite quote of all time.

It will never happen, but when the police are called to a domestic dispute, they should remove any and all firearms from the house, every time, regardless of whether someone is arrested. You should have to apply to get them back, and have your spouse sign that application.

David Wilson of Birmingham City University has divided these cases into four groups: anomic, disappointed, self-righteous and paranoid.

This is the best articulation of what I’ve been trying to say about Hillary for a while now.

I have never had sex.

The problem with this blog is that this has never happened, ever, to anyone.

Ok. I’ll be that person.

We (a student-run charitable organization) were considering her for a talk at an eco conference here across the pond. She referred me to her agent, who told us it would be $15,000 plus all her travel and expenses. When I told him that we didn’t have that kind of money (that’s more than our whole budget!) he was like,…

“Bonjour, bleedypuss!”

My friends and I say “Squuuuuuuuurrrrul” instead of “guuuuurl” to each other all the time and it’s the best.

Cute emails, but I was bleeding into my underwear and not giving a shit about it way before THINX was a gleam in Agrawal’s eye.