Winter is here and I am not about it. My dad is still in hospital and is really, really dark on the world. He has completely shut down and I am really, really worried. So much so that my pride and joy, my thick, voluminous ethnic hair is falling out by the handful and I’ve started to go grey very prematurely. I…

This is how one of my best childhood friends betrayed me over some petty-ass shit.

100% unimpressed.

When we were dating, my husband and I split up for about a year, and he got a Grumpy Cat coffee mug from his sister during that time (“Good morning? No such thing”), and I bought myself the same mug during the same period. We got back together, he moved in with me, we laughed when saw our matching mugs…

OH MY!  This would have slayed last night for so many reasons.

i was expecting this

Rick Owens did tent coats for S/S 19, so there’s no excuse.

I sure hope more drag queens were invited than just Aquaria (who served more fashion than camp, imo). I was listening to a recent episode of What’s the T? with RuPaul and Michelle Visage and he said he would only go if he was sponsored to do it, but if they didn’t invite a whole slew of Drag Race girls and otherwise…

WHY IS NOBODY DRESSED AS A LITERAL TENT? It ticks all the goddamned boxes.

Karlie Kloss is pissing me off here. She’s a fucking model and couldn’t be bothered to even try? This is boring for even a movie premiere. 

Honestly, misinterpreting it and showing up dressed as camping gear would probably be more on-theme than a lot of what we’re going to see tonight.

I really want someone to misinterpret the theme and show up dressed as a canoe.

That’s horrifying! There’s no such thing as “teacup pigs”, it’s just very young miniature pigs. Grown up they can still weight more than an human adult, do you want to go to a petting coffee shop where all the animals will be sent to a slaughterhouse in a few months?

Oh great, now the Wildlife Rescue where I volunteer is going to start getting pigs again—after hipster, cafe’ owners discover that there is NO SUCH THING AS A “MINI” PIG, and abandon their now GIANT sow because it’s not “cute” anymore.

What do they do with the pigs when they grow up???

Craft Thread: I made something so forking cute you guys. I can’t get over myself:

I guess it’s time for me to talk about Extreme Elvis.

I kept looking for Zack, and then realized that he’s the one who looks like Mr. Belding. 😧

The tone of this article leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Jokes about Kardashians? Pissing contests? “We are all this sad lost polar bear?” (“We are all...” is usually reserved for innocuous and comical images.) Look, maybe you’re trying to find some black humour in a depressing situation, but I think you’ve missed…

right? Docs, mary janes, these, Birks. It was the best time to be a girl foot-wise and I have the non-scrunched up toes to prove it because once I got used to having spacious footwear, I gave up on heels except for shit like weddings and even then I had a backup pair of flats or something.

Yeah, it’s more than okay. I pulled out my vintage (1992) Miu Miu rust suede loafers (exact same silhouette) out of the woodwork this year and got compliments galore from a number of keen post-millennial sprites. My hoarding is finally paying off.