In elementary school, my best friend moved away quite suddenly (missionary parents) over the summer and I was devastated. We were very close and neither of us had other friends.

I told a small lie on a resume that then became a complicated lie.

In the 8th grade my elderly history teach died suddenly mid year (and at his desk). We had a very nice school regular sub take over. We had this huge year long project that was assigned day one and was supposed to be turned in at the very end of the year that was a large chunk of our grade. It was supposed to be this…

One night, I hired a couple friends to help stage a needlessly elaborate hoax to generate public sympathy.

Being straight

I’m still new enough to this party that I’m not fully burnt out on Drag Race yet but I was definitely a little taken aback that it’s not even two weeks until S11 starts. I thought we’d have a month or so to watch other TV!

I am just exhausted by how boring it is. It used to be more fun to watch, scrappier challenges, better lip syncs, so much more shade. Now it’s just a bunch of pretty polished queens with nothing new to bring to the table.

Same. I mean, I still fell off my chair when Manila left, and was definitely gagged by the dual crowning (which, I’m at peace with because Trinity deserved it but for obvious reasons couldn’t win alone), but like - I could probably draw a road map of season 5 one handed and blindfolded. Season 7 on it all starts…

Now that the audience is primarily teenaged girls perhaps it’s time to bring back Drag U. 

I have loved this show since the first season (brag) but I am just. so. tired.

The one that gets the most giggles when I tell it is when he finished, started crying, rolled off of me and whispered namaste. Then asked me to cuddle him, then asked what he could make me for breakfast. I pushed him out the door and starfished that bed all night long.

To the folks who are trying to “not all men” me in the grays:

What is so hard about saying/writing, “ SEVERELY DISABLED?”

Martina Clements, 41, a Portland mom who didn’t vaccinate her two children until recently, said the anti-vaccine community uses fear to raise doubts about vaccine safety. But parents who support immunizations can be belittling.

“We have tens of millions of citizens who WILLFULLY CHOOSE to ignore facts and believe their own version of reality.”

I had an abortion at 15 weeks to remove my already dead fetus. Although it was simple and quick the process, quite frankly, sucked. It hurt, I felt sick and sore for a couple of days afterwards.

Women on my Facebook were losing their minds about how hot he looked. This seems very try-hard. Like there’s no way he got so caught up in his music that this wasn’t intentional. That bothers me more than his tattoos. If Madonna takes shit for trying too hard than so should he.

Long live the elephant seals! They have earned that beach.