Lucy Liu is taking best dressed, hands down. That gown is gorgeous. She’s not even nominated, she didn’t have to do this to us!

 It seems very unusual that a woman wouldn’t have any friends from before she was in her late 20s, at her wedding.

I liked her, knowing full well that part of her job (both in the office and in her various media platforms) involves making people like her

For the most ​part this was the worst Christmas of my life. But I gotta tell ya, reading a lot of your comments really was heartwarming. I’m sorry for those of you who are suffering and posted about it here. I can truly empathize. Jezebel is the only place that I have been able to bare my heart and soul regarding my…

Why do people say “Don’t worry about it!” when you tell them about something you’re concerned about? It’s not helpful, it’s not supportive, it’s just dismissive and rude. First of all, I at least can’t shut off my worries like flipping a switch. And if I tell a person I’m worried about something, that means I’m hoping…

Wha?...we were waiting until January? Dammit!

This year, I’m giving up my uterus!! And at least one of my ov’s!!

It probably won’t warrant an article since she was more of a UK celebrity but sad news for fans of Britcoms, June Whitfield who played Jennifer Saunders’ mother on Absolutely Fabulous passed away.

I’m just giving up. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Soooo hands up who’s already having a shite Christmas?

Some people are shitty.

My Andy Warhol inspired holiday nails.

Neither disastrous, nor terribly unusual for parents, but still funny: our office party this week was kid friendly, so we brought them. Our youngest is going through potty training and said he needed to go.

But why are they hits?

The success of Ed Sheeran will forever remain a mystery to me.

Such mixed feelings.

You are late to the party.

Just a side note/main note into the history of Cabbage Patch Kids. Xavier Roberts ripped of the dolls from the Kentucky folk artist Martha Nelson. Roberts was not an artist. Just a businessman that saw an opportunity and never compensated/acknowledged the real talent for her work or ideas.

My oldest sister was smack in the age range for the height of this hysteria, and my mom responded by making her one. She hated it and felt like it was worse than not having one at all. Not because it was a bad facsimile, but because kids are just assholes about wanting the popular thing. They looked just like the real…

I’m so glad this sort of holiday season mania is a thing of the past.