Awww, I like her! The people they make over always feel better about themselves when they're wearing more flattering clothing, so it seems pretty obvious that their bodies are not the problem; their frumpy clothes are. I've always liked how they point that out on the show, that it's always possible to look great right…

I haven't seen one in two years for a similar reason. I was super depressed (a few months before I did inpatient psych treatment, actually) when I went in for an annual exam, and my doctor was so rude to me she made me cry. I was on birth control, but I told her I get migraines, and she got up and started to lecture…

@swedishfishing: treat her with* dignity. Rage makes me type poorly too, apparently.

@remedymalahide: I know. I cannot even express how angry that makes me. She's dead now, and they can't even bother to treat her dignity. Unbelievable.

@Razzle Dazzle: Bai Ling can do no wrong. I'd be a little upset if she landed herself in The Good category, actually. That kind of sartorial absurdity is a gift.

Eirika Pannonhalma. But there are already too many vowels in Erika! BOO.

@lalaland13: Get a nalgene or a klean kanteen and fill it up with already brita filtered water and keep it in the fridge so you have cold water on hand while your brita fills back up and gets cold again. I have that problem too. I'm always thirsty and I hate juice/soda, so that's what I do because lukewarm water is…

@Merkin: Nah, there is indeed some sort of stain there if you look closely enough. But I disagree about the fit of the dress. I think it looks lovely on her, curves and all.

Is anyone else horrified by the phrase "aggressive zipper"? I don't want my clothes to fight back! Will there be militant buttons and pugnacious buckles cropping up now too? SCARY.

@cousinebette: Woah, neat. Does it feel really different from any other kinds of yarn? Like, can you tell it was made from cat fur? Or is it just super soft?

@Laulau: Strangely enough, this is actually totally true. When I was little and living in Canada, a woman contacted my parents and then came to our house to collect some of our chow's fur because she spun it into yarn. I'm not sure why she liked chow fur specifically, but I remember thinking it was totally bizarre.…

@land surveyor k: What, do you get super-cancer-HPV the more partners you have now? I missed this scientific breakthrough somehow.

@morninggloria: That's actually really kinda funny because large toxic doses of chemicals and radiation, the two best cancer treatments we know of in addition to hacking tumors out with knives, actually DO cause cancer. Most people get cancer late enough in their lives so that it isn't a huge issue, but kids who go…

@ElleL: Brilliant.

@paradisefound25: I think there is a law specific to Texas called the Castle Law or the Castle Doctrine that makes homicide justifiable if someone breaks into your house. If you're curious: [en.wikipedia.org]

@Etoiles: They have empty quivers! No joke, I was researching the whole quiverfull thing a while ago because it's so terrifying, and infertile couples are said to have empty quivers. Ha! I'm sure it's terribly stigmatizing, but that's what it's called.

@greatsheelephant: I agree with you, and I'm 21. I have no idea how people justify objectification as a feminist act.

I refuse to believe jorts are coming back. I refuse.

@ellaesther: Ooh, that is weird—how DO you know if they were conceived at the same time? I'm assuming she ovulated once and popped out two eggs at the same time since ovulation is controlled by hormones and ovaries can't just spit out eggs whenever. But I'm not sure. WEIRD.

Aw I like that Stacy London quote. But I still think the high waisted jean trend needs to end.