Fight, Marleigh! If you keep shrieking your mom will eventually get tired of listening and stop making you do this absurd shit. Smart kid!

@MizJenkins: If they aren't rehabilitated, why aren't they in jail/on probation/whatever they do to criminals to keep them from reoffending? I really fail to see how sex offender registries keep anyone safe. When other criminals are done serving their time, they're allowed to rejoin society, facebook and all. Why are…

I think both of them were way out of line. Hilary Duff is really young and still making a name for herself as an actress. To say she's not a "real" actress simply because her age and appearance has led her to roles portraying her the way Hollywood tends to portray young, blond women isn't her fault. I think older…

@so5minutesago: I know! Sam is the only one in that couple with a career at all! When is the last time Lindsay acted in a movie that made money? She's more famous for appearing in tabloids than she is for being an actress or a singer. I'm sure LL's presence may net Sam a little more money, but isn't she super wealthy…

@MireilleCO: Haha, have you heard that quiverfull people that can't have children are said to have empty quivers? Delightful imagery, I think.

Why would you subject yourself to this kind of embarrassment? I watched two episodes and I didn't notice any kind of reward at the end, so what's in it for the girls? The entire thing was basically:

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (now with more ovumlord!): But isn't your bebe a boy anyways? (I swear I don't Jezebel-comment stalk you, but you're funny and hard to miss!) I think the Nancy Grace effect only works for cute white girls and young white women. Clearly no one else matters. Sigh.

Woot, broke college kid with a zero represent! I guess I really am the perfect candidate for an abortion. I am going to continue being extra super careful with the pill, because according to this test it's a miracle I can even afford to take care of myself at this point. Ha!

@Porcelina: I was there involuntarily and it was the worst time of my life. There is seriously nothing funny or interesting about the kind of mental illness that lands you in the hospital against your will. It's fucking devastating.

@vulcanized: I used to get Botox injections all around my head for migraines. It sucks and it's painful, but it's not always used for cosmetic reasons.

I want to be Meryl Streep when I grow up.

Kate Harding is so amazing. Go read Shapely Prose, everyone!