I picked St. Pauli because of their weird brown uniform and their socialist/hipster culture. I kinda regret it.

Well to be precise, what I was saying is not that they looked sluggish but that they looked bad and tiredness seemed like the simplest and most likely explanation. And you’re absolutely right — even ‘bad’ NBA players are better at playing basketball than most people will ever be at anything, so it stands to reason…

Looks like he’s still mad about his family marooning him on Jakku.

I would honestly love to see what the Screamer contributors would've written back in 2011 when Germany's U-21 side failed to qualify for the final UEFA qualification round even though they had Gotze, Ozil, Badstuber, Hummels, Howedes, and Muller amongst others. Would've been hot takes left and right about how their…

Dude, I’m fucking done with Sanders. I gave him a ton of money and I wish I could ask for it back. This fundraiser was done specifically to raise money for downballot candidates—the kind of congresspeople Sanders would actually need to fuel his imaginary revolution.

I didn’t know Bob was so controversial in Cuba, the last three bullets call for a “nueva Ley”

It also varies from team to team. I’d give the 2011 Los Angeles Galaxy half a chance to make 17th in the Prem, but the 2013 D.C. United team would struggle to reach midtable in League Two. Hell, there was a time when RBNY would’ve had the best attack in the Championship but the worst defense.

There are plenty of reasons not to watch MLS.

“Those people are bananas!”

Having Timmy on the ticket could shore up Popovich’s campaign with the big fundamentalist voting bloc.

Their fans must be crushed

Brilliant match. COME ON YOU IRONS! On to Blackburn

That’s a pretty basic function of a national soccer federation, though. The USWNT isn’t on top because the federation has managed its resources well, it’s on top because it has so many goddamn players to choose from-this country has nearly as many female soccer players as all of Europe. And IMO that’s because Title IX…

Why not just make him player-coach. End all the hand wringing.

You’re giving a racist billionaire your hard earned money to go sit in the cold watch a bunch of dudes give each other CTE. “I am guessing people like me are the “morons” they are trying to fool.”. You said it brother

Just because one stupid person writes a letter to a newspaper it doesn’t mean that “people are up in arms” about something.

My God, he hates mascots because he used to be one!

Donovan must have been pissed that the US won this match.

People who like the DH generally don’t understand math.

You for president, of something!